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THE REFORM CHEAT SHEET

SPOT THE TORY GRIFT

​Don’t be fooled by the cyan tie. Reform UK is just a “recycled” Tory party designed to sneak the same old rot back into Holyrood. Here is the reality.

​1. THE TEAM SHEET (Follow the Bloodline)

​Reform isn’t a new movement. It is a shell company for ex-Tories who can’t get elected under the blue banner anymore.

​LEADER: Ex-Tory.

​CHAIRMAN: Ex-Tory.

​TREASURER: Ex-Tory.

​FUNDING: 92% of their money comes from the same billionaire donors who bankrolled the last 14 years of Tory austerity.

​2. THE POLICY TRAP (Toryism on Steroids)

​They claim to be for “the people,” but their actual plan is a gift to the rich.

​THE NHS: They want to open it up to “private models” that will gut our healthcare.

​WORKERS’ RIGHTS: They want to scrap the “red tape” that protects your holiday pay and safety.

​THE SCHEMES: Their “small state” plan means cutting the very public services that folk in our communities rely on to survive.

​3. THE “BOTH VOTES” TRAP (The List Danger)

​Reform is targeting the Regional List because they know they won’t win a constituency seat.

​THE GRIFT: They hope folk will waste their List vote on a party that is already dominant in the constituency (the “Both Votes” trap).

​THE FIX: Use your List vote for a party that can actually win a seat and block the Reform candidate from getting in the back door.

​THE STAKES: If Reform gets seats, they will have a say in any future independence deal. We cannot let Nigel Farage’s proxies dictate Scotland’s future.

​4. THE CULT TACTICS

​Watch out for their “Scientology-style” behaviour.

​They label anyone who disagrees a “traitor” or a “globalist.”

​They send middle-class uni students into the schemes to lecture us on “common sense.”

​They are a Limited Company, not a democratic party. Nigel Farage is the majority shareholder.

​INDYBAG’S VERDICT:

A Tory in a cyan coat is still a Tory. Don’t let the grifters steal the future. Vote smart, vote horizontal, and keep the far-right away from the decisions that matter.

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